This storm is so ridiculous

The lightning is striking so close to my house that when it hits it’s lighting up my bedroom as if my lights were on. Don’t get me wrong, we need the rain, but I could do without the intense lightning and thunder that’s making my entire house shake.




I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

(via corgistoph-waltzhouse)