May 2010
Vintage Mick Jagger makes me happy →
May 31st
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“Someone broke my stapler”
– B He’s been running around my office YELLING that for 15 minutes…while it is hilarious, it has gotten REALLY old. 
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“What you’ve got boy is hard to find Think about it all about it all the...”
– Ke$ha
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FINALLY
I finally got my letter from UTSA in the mail on Saturday, I’m officially on the road to completing my degrees. I have a a bunch of stuff that I have to do to get this going now though.  Call and schedule meeting with advisor Get registered for classes Get financial aid taken care of (I need about $8k a semester) Get student ID Get parking pass BUST ASS I really didn’t have to...
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“You took the air I’m breathing, you stole my heart. I don’t know...”
– GREYSON MICHAEL CHANCE
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Hilarious Shake Weight video. Shake Weighting it... →
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“A serious writer is not to be confounded with a solemn writer. A serious writer...”
– Ernest Hemingway
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Yet another reason why Johnny Depp is a badass. He... →
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God I love textsfromlastnight.com
(270): Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn’t have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad. (1-270): You should’ve just screamed yes we can!
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WatchWatch
thedailywhat: Smoking Baby of the Day: The Sun got its hands on this terribly upsetting footage of Indonesian toddler Ardi Rizal who reportedly smokes up to 40 cigarettes on a daily basis. According to The Sun, Ardi’s father got him hooked on cancer sticks when his son was only 18 months old, and now Ardi is forced to rely on a toy truck for transportation as his habit has caused him to become...
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